It's funny because it's true

Ever since I lost my radio (lost as in some low life a-hole stole it from my already sh*tty a** car) I've found myself talking to other drivers more often. Maybe it's not more often, maybe now I can just hear what I'm actually saying, the ridiculous statements that come out of my mouth. Here are a few to ruminate on:
1) "Watch where you're going, you stupid whore." Laughed to self after realizing it was but a little old lady, the kind that can barely see over the steering wheel. I try not to be ageist, but old people shouldn't be allowed to drive- period.
2) "Get over or get out." Referring to some car that drove beside me for quite the while today, causing me to speed up and slow down in intervals until it finally cut me off. Frankly, the phrase isn't one of my best- it doesn't even involve cursing.
3) "Oh my god, let me over you a-hole." I can't remember who I was on the phone w/ when I shouted this lovely ditty, but needless to say they did let me over- as soon as I cut them off. It's kill or be killed, people.

So Marissa's going to be a les (according to thighs wide shut). I didn't know it was possible to jump the shark in your second season. But I shouldn't say anything (i.e. keep complaining), b/c you know I'm still going to watch it. I don't want to feel left out.

My name was the 202nd most popular name in 2003. Take that, Eunice.

Okay, again, back to work. Why must I be interrupted w/ such trivial things? (answering the phone, faxing, doing my job).
R.